Obsequious Boot Polish - New at Mountebanks



Introducing Obsequious Boot Polish

An all natural, solvent free* boot polish, designed to create the highest quality shine, no matter whose boots you** need to lick!

Only at Mountebanks!

*Ingredients are neither natural or solvent-free. 
**May only be applied by proletarians, not suitable for use by bourgeoisie

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