Struggling for Cash? Subsidise Your Earnings with Mountebanks Home Store Sales Scheme!



Times are hard right now, and we know it, which is why we've developed our new Home Store Sales Scheme!

Sign up today, and put in hours of work for free, whilst shilling our low exchange-value, vastly overpriced products to your friends and family online, earning a meagre commission in return!

Just complete our attached leaflet, send off, and within days you could be generating profit and value for a company that would happily see you starve. 

It's not manipulation, it's Multi-Level Marketing!


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